The Life of a Doll

Meanwhile...

2009-08-23T20:10:00.000-07:00

It has been sometime since the Shopaloticus girls have been seen in public. Baswy has insisted that her sister maintain a low profile as they await more scandal to rock their family. In an attempt to thwart the paparazzi Flawsy has taken on a new look. She is hoping that she can continue her shopping frenzy, but no such luck Bawsy has put her on lock down. Flawsy has decided the best way to shop is via the Internet.
She has resigned to her room with her American express, there is nothing better than drowning your sorrows in a good shopping spree...maybe the delivery guy will be cute at least...sigh...why is it the good sister always cause the most trouble?

Flattering Photos

2009-02-17T16:12:00.000-08:00

NEWSFLASH........This photo and others were published in the ENQUIRER, and on theTMZ.com website under the heading...."Office girl goes wild": Bawsy Shopaloticus unbuttons her button down suit for an anonymous photographer to pay her way through college. How will Poppa Shopaloticus react? Stay tuned for the latest on this story....

It's all behind us now...?

2009-02-16T16:29:00.000-08:00

Bawsy left the suitcase full of money on the park bench as the blackmailer requested. She walked a mile down from that bench as directed and found another park bench, on it a breifcase in which she believed she'd find the photos and the negatives that had turned her family upside down......
She hurried back to the limo she didn't want ot be seen in public opening the breifcase..." Is everything alright Ms. Shopaloticus?" asked a concerned Lou Chang. "Yes," answered Bawsy, "It's all behind us now..."
She sat down in the luxurious mink covered seats and sank down in them. Lou started the engine and she opened the breif case as they began to drive away..."wha..ha..what?" Inside the breifcase was one envelope...no pictures just a letter..."Silly girl, tricks are made for kids." she read out loud. The tears rolled down her cheeks..."Check the Enquirer tomorrow, I think the photos are quite flattering" she continued to read, the letter was signed with a happy face..."NOooooooooOOOooooo, please no!"

Negotiations

2009-01-30T16:21:00.000-08:00

Bawsy went to the old phone booth on the seedy side of town and waited for the call. The phone rang and a raspy voice stated his demands over the phone. She pleaded with him, " I thought we meant something to each other and then you did what you did. I even forgave you...why are you doing this? sob, sob...

The raspy voice laughed," It's about the money, it's always been about the money honey...did you think it was your rapier wit and sparkling sense of humor? Don't take it personal it's just business, Daddy will send me the cash and all those photos will go away. Now run back to the mansion and ask Daddy for my money or else!"

"Wait, wait...." too late he had hung up already, Lou Chang, her driver, opened the door to the limo for Bawsy..."Everything alright Ms. Bawsy?" "No, Lou it's not, and I don't think it ever will be. Just take me back to the estate I have to speak to my Poppa."

SCANDAL rocks the Shopaloticus Empire

2009-01-29T09:08:00.000-08:00

Bawsy Shopaloticus is the source of scandal in the Shopaloticus empire as reported by CNN, and Entertainment weekly. Nude photos of the Greek Olive oil heiress were published by an unknown photographer in the Enquierer and the Weekly World News.

When asked to comment on the situation against the advice of the her fathers camp of legal advisors Ms. Shopaloticus stated " These were while I was in college, I wanted to make it on my own so I did it to pay my own way, I was so young and he was so handsome. I thought I could trust him to keep them in his portfolio, I didn't know what I was doing, There were so many apple martinis and these little blue pills...Oh so may pills...how was I to know?" Covering her face and sobbing she pushed her way through the crowd of photographers, sheilded by her body guard Big Bubba.

Poppa Shopaloticus was unavailable for comment. When interviewed her sister,Flawsy Shopaloticus, said "I don't know what the big deal is, I think she looks hot"

We will update you as soon as there is further information on the situation.

In the beginning

2009-01-27T18:18:00.000-08:00

Once upon a time there was a lady and she fell in love with a doll, a special doll...a BLYTHE. Then there was the first doll her name was Flawsy Pampermeena Shopaloticus she is the daughter of a greek olive oil baron, Poppa Shopaloticus. She came to live with the lady at Poppa's request. Flawsy was doing too much shopping and she needed a taste of life without a mall. Flawsy came and was happy until her sister came to keep an eye on her, it seemes she was still charging up her credit cards. Her sister was Bawsy, the trustworthy one, the one who always did the right thing, or so we thought. It seems Bawsy had a secret that in time would be revealed and the Shopaloticus Empire would suffer for it....dun..dunnn...dunnn....