Flattering Photos

NEWSFLASH........This photo and others were published in the ENQUIRER, and on theTMZ.com website under the heading...."Office girl goes wild": Bawsy Shopaloticus unbuttons her button down suit for an anonymous photographer to pay her way through college. How will Poppa Shopaloticus react? Stay tuned for the latest on this story....

It's all behind us now...?

Bawsy left the suitcase full of money on the park bench as the blackmailer requested. She walked a mile down from that bench as directed and found another park bench, on it a breifcase in which she believed she'd find the photos and the negatives that had turned her family upside down......
She hurried back to the limo she didn't want ot be seen in public opening the breifcase..." Is everything alright Ms. Shopaloticus?" asked a concerned Lou Chang. "Yes," answered Bawsy, "It's all behind us now..."
She sat down in the luxurious mink covered seats and sank down in them. Lou started the engine and she opened the breif case as they began to drive away..."wha..ha..what?" Inside the breifcase was one envelope...no pictures just a letter..."Silly girl, tricks are made for kids." she read out loud. The tears rolled down her cheeks..."Check the Enquirer tomorrow, I think the photos are quite flattering" she continued to read, the letter was signed with a happy face..."NOooooooooOOOooooo, please no!"