Friday, January 30, 2009

Negotiations


Bawsy went to the old phone booth on the seedy side of town and waited for the call. The phone rang and a raspy voice stated his demands over the phone. She pleaded with him, " I thought we meant something to each other and then you did what you did. I even forgave you...why are you doing this? sob, sob...

The raspy voice laughed," It's about the money, it's always been about the money honey...did you think it was your rapier wit and sparkling sense of humor? Don't take it personal it's just business, Daddy will send me the cash and all those photos will go away. Now run back to the mansion and ask Daddy for my money or else!"

"Wait, wait...." too late he had hung up already, Lou Chang, her driver, opened the door to the limo for Bawsy..."Everything alright Ms. Bawsy?" "No, Lou it's not, and I don't think it ever will be. Just take me back to the estate I have to speak to my Poppa."


Thursday, January 29, 2009

SCANDAL rocks the Shopaloticus Empire


Bawsy Shopaloticus is the source of scandal in the Shopaloticus empire as reported by CNN, and Entertainment weekly. Nude photos of the Greek Olive oil heiress were published by an unknown photographer in the Enquierer and the Weekly World News.

When asked to comment on the situation against the advice of the her fathers camp of legal advisors Ms. Shopaloticus stated " These were while I was in college, I wanted to make it on my own so I did it to pay my own way, I was so young and he was so handsome. I thought I could trust him to keep them in his portfolio, I didn't know what I was doing, There were so many apple martinis and these little blue pills...Oh so may pills...how was I to know?" Covering her face and sobbing she pushed her way through the crowd of photographers, sheilded by her body guard Big Bubba.

Poppa Shopaloticus was unavailable for comment. When interviewed her sister,Flawsy Shopaloticus, said "I don't know what the big deal is, I think she looks hot"

We will update you as soon as there is further information on the situation.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

In the beginning






Once upon a time there was a lady and she fell in love with a doll, a special doll...a BLYTHE. Then there was the first doll her name was Flawsy Pampermeena Shopaloticus she is the daughter of a greek olive oil baron, Poppa Shopaloticus. She came to live with the lady at Poppa's request. Flawsy was doing too much shopping and she needed a taste of life without a mall. Flawsy came and was happy until her sister came to keep an eye on her, it seemes she was still charging up her credit cards. Her sister was Bawsy, the trustworthy one, the one who always did the right thing, or so we thought. It seems Bawsy had a secret that in time would be revealed and the Shopaloticus Empire would suffer for it....dun..dunnn...dunnn....